·       A teacher asked who can write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped
Teacher: what are you waiting for?
Student: I don’t know which side to write the other 5.


·       Little Johnny: teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?
Little Johnny: But I asked first!

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