* An
American, an English man, and a Nigerian man were on a ship. Suddenly the devil
appeared and said, “DROP ANYTHING IN THE SEA, IF I FIND IT I WILL EAT U, I f I
CANT’ I WILL BE UR SLAVE! “The American dropped a pin the devil found it and
ate him. The English man dropped a coin the devil found it and ate him too. The
Nigerian opened a bottle of water, poured it in the sea and said, “NA TODAY BE
TODAY, GO FIND AM!”
*A man sits
on the balcony having drinks with his wife, and he says, “I LOVE YOU” She asks,
IS DAT YOU OR THE BEER TALKING? “He replies, “ITS ME … TALKING TO THE BEER.”
*A husband
comes home from church, greets his wife, lifts her up and carries her around
the house. The wife is so surprised and excited, she ask with smiles, “Did the
pastor preach on being romantic?” out of breath the husband replies. “NO, HE
SAID WE MUST CARRY OUR BURDENS…”
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