Police is your Friend

<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-0JO0E21rqfA3DyxVhPlOblDqvR3enhXpmnyLXTnd1YN6Gi_Klw0-AkcRixaxfM30BMc9Pvki77KadzwdQXcA8zywgxnGsxrs2XQ7g6zsDw0gf1PrL3PR9GXkgHQQ-f8qVntg10xvZJw/s2560/%25255BUNSET%25255D.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-0JO0E21rqfA3DyxVhPlOblDqvR3enhXpmnyLXTnd1YN6Gi_Klw0-AkcRixaxfM30BMc9Pvki77KadzwdQXcA8zywgxnGsxrs2XQ7g6zsDw0gf1PrL3PR9GXkgHQQ-f8qVntg10xvZJw/s350/%25255BUNSET%25255D.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;"/></a><br/> <br/> Police: Paaarrk! Wey ur particulars?<br/> -<br/> Me: Here they are. <br/> -<br/> Police: They are incomplete. <br/> -<br/> Me: Check them well, they are complete <br/> -<br/> Police: Do you want to teach me my work? By the way where you dey come from by this time of the night? <br/> -<br/> Me: I go burial <br/> -<br/> Police: Who die? <br/> -<br/> Me: Na one Policeman <br/> -<br/> Police: Wetin kill am?<br/> -<br/> Me: He collect juju money from one driver for check point and him hand come swell he come die. <br/> -<br/> Police: Na your friend? <br/> -<br/> Me: No<br/> -<br/> Police : Your relation?<br/> -<br/> Me: No<br/> -<br/> Police: Wetin you come go do for the burial? <br/> -<br/> Me: I go remove the money from the dead man hand. <br/> -<br/> Police: Wetin concern you for the matter<br/> -<br/> Me: Na me be the native doctor wey do the juju<br/> (The policeman was staring at me now)<br/> -<br/> Me: Oga police, I beg I don tire, make I find you something make u let me dey go. <br/> -<br/> Police: Police is you friend, we no dey collect bribe again. Have a nice day. <br/> -<br/> Me: Thank you.</div>

Police is your Friend

Police: Paaarrk! Wey ur particulars? - Me: Here they are. - Police: They are incomplete. - Me: Check them well, they are complete -...

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It's not working

<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNIKlmWNzFiaVHwts5oPTKFVITFFr-uaU5l7Mer2RUaQG9aHOPBnBlkEs06RuHy3cZRh35-UHHkkidC354itcvlC7TsniTKQJU1sZZMVuwQ_MqERtKkxUvfOJ0hK5jQouQv852Ok1j97o/s2560/%25255BUNSET%25255D.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNIKlmWNzFiaVHwts5oPTKFVITFFr-uaU5l7Mer2RUaQG9aHOPBnBlkEs06RuHy3cZRh35-UHHkkidC354itcvlC7TsniTKQJU1sZZMVuwQ_MqERtKkxUvfOJ0hK5jQouQv852Ok1j97o/s350/%25255BUNSET%25255D.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;"/></a><br/> <br/> Akpos woke up from sleep and found a letter<br/> on top of the fridge, he took the letter and it<br/> reads..<br/> "It's no more working and i can't continue<br/> staying here, i'm gone and till something is<br/> done about it, i'm not going to come back"<br/> Akpos opened the fridge, took out a chilled<br/> drink and took a sip.. With surprise on his<br/> face, he said..<br/> "But the fridge is working now, what the hell<br/> is she talking about?"</div>

It's not working

Akpos woke up from sleep and found a letter on top of the fridge, he took the letter and it reads.. "It's no more working and ...

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Heart Attack

<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRwh9ZcimjZVwcJDcwh6OYRZCMtt4dtfr6QMlq1uaMhe2Qk3NcZCGAndPL7kwsuWDkjMn2nf9siKElZATXq_-y9RuzOnqjjognvACbbTg8vbx4V0EwzW85xw9_ZUKQpn4qsjBNDzgbJXQ/s2560/%25255BUNSET%25255D.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRwh9ZcimjZVwcJDcwh6OYRZCMtt4dtfr6QMlq1uaMhe2Qk3NcZCGAndPL7kwsuWDkjMn2nf9siKElZATXq_-y9RuzOnqjjognvACbbTg8vbx4V0EwzW85xw9_ZUKQpn4qsjBNDzgbJXQ/s350/%25255BUNSET%25255D.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;"/></a><br/> <br/> <br/> A man gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. <br/> He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. <br/> "What's up?" he says. <br/> "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. <br/> He rushes downstairs to grab the phone for ambulance, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Fred is hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" <br/> The man slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, covering on the closet floor. <br/> "You b*stard," the man says," my wife is having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"</div>

Heart Attack

A man gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, ...

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