Old mama wahala

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> An old woman boarded a Bus to Lagos from Calabar and told the driver: "Driver, please, when we reach Benin tell me o." The driver nodded and then she shouted again: "My children, una hear wetin I tell am?" Everybody responded: "Yes, Mama." On the long journey to Lagos, everybody slept off and forgot about Mama's request. After several hours of driving and then close to Lagos, with Benin about four hours behind, the old woman asked: "Driver, you never reach Benin since?" "Ooooh!" the driver exclaimed, "Mama, Benin is like four hours behind us." "Ah!", the woman shouted and started crying, saying: "Take me back to Benin, abeg, I no wan wahala o." Considering the age of the woman, the passengers agreed that the driver should turn back to Benin. On getting to Benin, the driver came down, opened the door and told the woman she was in Benin. The woman simply opened her hand bag, brought out two tablets of Panadol and swallowed them with water. She then smiled and said: "Thank you, my son. Na my daughter say when I reach Benin, make I drink two tablets of Panadol. "I don take am now, oya make we dey go Lagos..." . Please enjoy your evening!!!</div>

Old mama wahala

An old woman boarded a Bus to Lagos from Calabar and told the driver: "Driver, please, when we reach Benin tell me o." The driver...

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A funny sad day

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Yesterday was the saddest day in my life. I was at a park when i saw a woman seriously complaining about her stolen phone. So I went near her to listen to what she was saying.. I was also downloading something with my phone at that same time.. immediately she saw my phone she told the crowd that's her phone which was Samsung galaxy S6 Edge.. For a moment i couldn't even open my mouth, i was so confused. she held me and slapped me. the crowd attempted to beat me up. But luckily a policeman was passing by and he came into the scene.. He asked what was going on and i explained with tears all over my face.. He sent me to the police station together with the woman and I still explained to the policeman that i was innocent.. So the policeman asked the woman to call her phone.. she called and a girl picked and told the woman it was her daughter. The girl told the woman that she left her phone at home when she was leaving to town... I even cried more and more because I had already been disgraced .. The policeman told the woman to settle me with some money.. The woman pulled 5million naira out of her bag and wanted to hand it over to me but it was just too much for me so i just opened my eyes, stood up from my bed and went to urinate. </div>

A funny sad day

Yesterday was the saddest day in my life. I was at a park when i saw a woman seriously complaining about her stolen phone. So I went near h...

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Kingjokes is back and better

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Kingjokes is back from sleep to come and entertain you with jokes and funny story. We have been away for a long time but I am finally back. Hope my previous posts kept you laughing. </div>

Kingjokes is back and better

Kingjokes is back from sleep to come and entertain you with jokes and funny story. We have been away for a long time but I am finally back....

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