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Official Google Africa Blog: Next Stop for the g|Day Train: Nigeria and Ghana in March!

Official Google Africa Blog: Next Stop for the g|Day Train: Nigeria and Ghana in March!

Official Google Africa Blog: Next Stop for the g|Day Train: Nigeria and Ghana in March!

Beign Polite

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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">I work as a pediatric nurse, and
often have the painful job of giving shots to the children. One day upon
entering the examining room to give a shot the little girl starting screaming
“NO! NO! NO!”<br />
“Jessica” her mother scolded, “that is not polite behavior!”<br />
At that the girl continued to scream <b><i>“NO THANK YOU! NO THANK YOU! NO
THANK YOU!”</i></b>…</span></div>
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Beign Polite

I work as a pediatric nurse, and often have the painful job of giving shots to the children. One day upon entering the examining room t...

GOD bless

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<br />
A Young boy sat at the side of his bed one night and said 'God Bless
Granddad'.<br />
The next morning his grand dad is lying dead on the floor.<br />

Next Night he says 'God bless Grandma'.<br />
The next morning his Grand ma s lying dead On the floor. <br />

Next Night he says 'God bless Dad', but his dad overhears and goes straight
to the hospital to get check out. All seems fine and he returns home to find
the milkman dead on his doorstep.<br />

GOD bless

A Young boy sat at the side of his bed one night and said 'God Bless Granddad'. The next morning his grand dad is lying dead on...

Who stole the pencil

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<br />
The teacher asks Jimmy:<br />

Teacher: “Jimmy, why aren’t you writing?”<br />
Jimmy: “I don’t haven a pencil.”<br />
Teacher: “Jimmy, that’s not a correct sentence. The correct way is: I don’t
have a pencil; he doesn’t have a pencil; we don’t have a pencil.”<br />
Jimmy: “Who stole all the pencils then?”<br />

Who stole the pencil

The teacher asks Jimmy: Teacher: “Jimmy, why aren’t you writing?” Jimmy: “I don’t haven a pencil.” Teacher: “Jimmy, that’s not a co...

I am still paying

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How much does it cost to get married?</div>
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A little boy asked his father: “Daddy, how much
does it cost to get married?”</div>
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The father replied: “I don’t know son, I’m still
paying.”</div>

I am still paying

How much does it cost to get married? A little boy asked his father: “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” The father repl...

ELEPHANT

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<br />
The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”.
One boy says, “Elephant.”<br />

Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same boy
says, “Two elephants.”<br />

The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that she
asks for an animal beginning with “M”.<br />

The boy shouts from the other side of the wall: “Maybe an elephant!”<br />

ELEPHANT

The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”. One boy says, “Elephant.” Then the teacher asks for an ani...

CAPTAIN

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<br />
A navy captain is alerted by his First Mate that there is a pirate ship
coming towards his position. He asks a sailor to get him his red shirt.<br />

The captain was asked, “Why do you need a red shirt?”<br />

The Captain replies, “So that when I bleed, you guys don’t notice and aren’t
discouraged.” They fight off the pirates eventually.<br />

The very next day, the Captain is alerted that 50 pirate ships are coming
towards their boat. He yells, “Get me my brown pants!”<br />

CAPTAIN

A navy captain is alerted by his First Mate that there is a pirate ship coming towards his position. He asks a sailor to get him his red...

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Official Google Africa Blog: Next Stop for the g|Day Train: Nigeria and Ghana in March!

Beign Polite

GOD bless

Who stole the pencil

I am still paying

ELEPHANT

CAPTAIN

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