Police is your Friend

<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><a href='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-0JO0E21rqfA3DyxVhPlOblDqvR3enhXpmnyLXTnd1YN6Gi_Klw0-AkcRixaxfM30BMc9Pvki77KadzwdQXcA8zywgxnGsxrs2XQ7g6zsDw0gf1PrL3PR9GXkgHQQ-f8qVntg10xvZJw/s2560/%25255BUNSET%25255D.jpg' onblur='try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}'><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-0JO0E21rqfA3DyxVhPlOblDqvR3enhXpmnyLXTnd1YN6Gi_Klw0-AkcRixaxfM30BMc9Pvki77KadzwdQXcA8zywgxnGsxrs2XQ7g6zsDw0gf1PrL3PR9GXkgHQQ-f8qVntg10xvZJw/s350/%25255BUNSET%25255D.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;"/></a><br/> <br/> Police: Paaarrk! Wey ur particulars?<br/> -<br/> Me: Here they are. <br/> -<br/> Police: They are incomplete. <br/> -<br/> Me: Check them well, they are complete <br/> -<br/> Police: Do you want to teach me my work? By the way where you dey come from by this time of the night? <br/> -<br/> Me: I go burial <br/> -<br/> Police: Who die? <br/> -<br/> Me: Na one Policeman <br/> -<br/> Police: Wetin kill am?<br/> -<br/> Me: He collect juju money from one driver for check point and him hand come swell he come die. <br/> -<br/> Police: Na your friend? <br/> -<br/> Me: No<br/> -<br/> Police : Your relation?<br/> -<br/> Me: No<br/> -<br/> Police: Wetin you come go do for the burial? <br/> -<br/> Me: I go remove the money from the dead man hand. <br/> -<br/> Police: Wetin concern you for the matter<br/> -<br/> Me: Na me be the native doctor wey do the juju<br/> (The policeman was staring at me now)<br/> -<br/> Me: Oga police, I beg I don tire, make I find you something make u let me dey go. <br/> -<br/> Police: Police is you friend, we no dey collect bribe again. Have a nice day. <br/> -<br/> Me: Thank you.</div>

Police is your Friend

Police: Paaarrk! Wey ur particulars? - Me: Here they are. - Police: They are incomplete. - Me: Check them well, they are complete -...

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It's not working

<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><a href='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNIKlmWNzFiaVHwts5oPTKFVITFFr-uaU5l7Mer2RUaQG9aHOPBnBlkEs06RuHy3cZRh35-UHHkkidC354itcvlC7TsniTKQJU1sZZMVuwQ_MqERtKkxUvfOJ0hK5jQouQv852Ok1j97o/s2560/%25255BUNSET%25255D.jpg' onblur='try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}'><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNIKlmWNzFiaVHwts5oPTKFVITFFr-uaU5l7Mer2RUaQG9aHOPBnBlkEs06RuHy3cZRh35-UHHkkidC354itcvlC7TsniTKQJU1sZZMVuwQ_MqERtKkxUvfOJ0hK5jQouQv852Ok1j97o/s350/%25255BUNSET%25255D.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;"/></a><br/> <br/> Akpos woke up from sleep and found a letter<br/> on top of the fridge, he took the letter and it<br/> reads..<br/> "It's no more working and i can't continue<br/> staying here, i'm gone and till something is<br/> done about it, i'm not going to come back"<br/> Akpos opened the fridge, took out a chilled<br/> drink and took a sip.. With surprise on his<br/> face, he said..<br/> "But the fridge is working now, what the hell<br/> is she talking about?"</div>

It's not working

Akpos woke up from sleep and found a letter on top of the fridge, he took the letter and it reads.. "It's no more working and ...

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Heart Attack

<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><a href='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRwh9ZcimjZVwcJDcwh6OYRZCMtt4dtfr6QMlq1uaMhe2Qk3NcZCGAndPL7kwsuWDkjMn2nf9siKElZATXq_-y9RuzOnqjjognvACbbTg8vbx4V0EwzW85xw9_ZUKQpn4qsjBNDzgbJXQ/s2560/%25255BUNSET%25255D.jpg' onblur='try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}'><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRwh9ZcimjZVwcJDcwh6OYRZCMtt4dtfr6QMlq1uaMhe2Qk3NcZCGAndPL7kwsuWDkjMn2nf9siKElZATXq_-y9RuzOnqjjognvACbbTg8vbx4V0EwzW85xw9_ZUKQpn4qsjBNDzgbJXQ/s350/%25255BUNSET%25255D.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;"/></a><br/> <br/> <br/> A man gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. <br/> He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. <br/> "What's up?" he says. <br/> "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. <br/> He rushes downstairs to grab the phone for ambulance, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Fred is hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" <br/> The man slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, covering on the closet floor. <br/> "You b*stard," the man says," my wife is having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"</div>

Heart Attack

A man gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, ...

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Old mama wahala

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> An old woman boarded a Bus to Lagos from Calabar and told the driver: "Driver, please, when we reach Benin tell me o." The driver nodded and then she shouted again: "My children, una hear wetin I tell am?" Everybody responded: "Yes, Mama." On the long journey to Lagos, everybody slept off and forgot about Mama's request. After several hours of driving and then close to Lagos, with Benin about four hours behind, the old woman asked: "Driver, you never reach Benin since?" "Ooooh!" the driver exclaimed, "Mama, Benin is like four hours behind us." "Ah!", the woman shouted and started crying, saying: "Take me back to Benin, abeg, I no wan wahala o." Considering the age of the woman, the passengers agreed that the driver should turn back to Benin. On getting to Benin, the driver came down, opened the door and told the woman she was in Benin. The woman simply opened her hand bag, brought out two tablets of Panadol and swallowed them with water. She then smiled and said: "Thank you, my son. Na my daughter say when I reach Benin, make I drink two tablets of Panadol. "I don take am now, oya make we dey go Lagos..." . Please enjoy your evening!!!</div>

Old mama wahala

An old woman boarded a Bus to Lagos from Calabar and told the driver: "Driver, please, when we reach Benin tell me o." The driver...

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A funny sad day

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Yesterday was the saddest day in my life. I was at a park when i saw a woman seriously complaining about her stolen phone. So I went near her to listen to what she was saying.. I was also downloading something with my phone at that same time.. immediately she saw my phone she told the crowd that's her phone which was Samsung galaxy S6 Edge.. For a moment i couldn't even open my mouth, i was so confused. she held me and slapped me. the crowd attempted to beat me up. But luckily a policeman was passing by and he came into the scene.. He asked what was going on and i explained with tears all over my face.. He sent me to the police station together with the woman and I still explained to the policeman that i was innocent.. So the policeman asked the woman to call her phone.. she called and a girl picked and told the woman it was her daughter. The girl told the woman that she left her phone at home when she was leaving to town... I even cried more and more because I had already been disgraced .. The policeman told the woman to settle me with some money.. The woman pulled 5million naira out of her bag and wanted to hand it over to me but it was just too much for me so i just opened my eyes, stood up from my bed and went to urinate. </div>

A funny sad day

Yesterday was the saddest day in my life. I was at a park when i saw a woman seriously complaining about her stolen phone. So I went near h...

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